May 2013
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
HELL NO!!!! NO BILLBOARDS NO!!!
ejw16pt2:
“Call Me Maybe”? Really? I mean yeah I like the song but over “We Are Young”? no just no
why the fuck did she just thank Justin Beiber?
You understand that the Billboard Music Awards are based on sales, right? It’s not like Billboard was like “Hmm… who should we give the award to?” The award went to who sold more.
And she thanked Justin Bieber because she...
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Britney Fan Problem #98
Is it weird that every time I see my phone is at 98%, I think to myself “Gravity device status, effective. Oxygen status 98%”?
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
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homewrecker ♡ →
One of my favourite Tumblrs at the moment. You should all follow. :)
danbutt:
no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
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I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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Watchsexidance:
imwithkanye:
The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS ON TELEVISION
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“If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both...”
– Daisy A’dair (Dead Like Me)
whispersexinmyears:
I don’t mean about 90% of the things I say to someone when I’m horny.
Everyone says that Chandler is the best...
arkhamsiren:
lunanevada:
(gifs and pictures not mine)
…..THAT PHONE AT THE BEGINNING, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUMPY DRAGON-SHAPED BUT PLUG/DILDO THING, OMFGGG
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