hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
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  • Posted: 1 year ago on Thursday 20 December 12
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