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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Brandon. I’m Canadian. I’m 28. Britney Spears and Spice Girls fan for life. 

NOTE: I am NOT the 16 year old boy who was nearly raped until he was saved by drag queens.</description><title>B-Random</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @b-random)</generator><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourendorphine.tumblr.com/post/50761675452/homophobic-participating-countries-who-didnt-show"&gt;yourendorphine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am crying right now i love you europe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845991323</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845991323</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:07:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>homewrecker ♡</title><description>&lt;a href="http://yeahokaytrevor.tumblr.com"&gt;homewrecker ♡&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;One of my favourite Tumblrs at the moment. You should all follow. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845915168</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845915168</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:06:57 -0400</pubDate><category>cuz i said so</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87d9c17706c4084aaca24059a0d3eb3b/tumblr_mmlsur0Iht1qil2k5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845798278</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845798278</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>danbutt:

no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danbutt.tumblr.com/post/50482784025"&gt;danbutt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;no&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;one&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;cares&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;that&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;you&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;queued&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;that&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;post&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845758680</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845758680</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianthe.tumblr.com/post/50659326309/schmergo-ianthe-nothing-grape-flavored-is"&gt;ianthe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://schmergo.tumblr.com/post/50654073245/ianthe-nothing-grape-flavored-is-flavored-like"&gt;schmergo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianthe.tumblr.com/post/50640419220/nothing-grape-flavored-is-flavored-like-grapes"&gt;ianthe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It tastes like an accident&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s the same with all fruit really.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845426743</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845426743</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But when I see a mother with her child;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A girl with her lover;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or a friend laughing with their best friend;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I realize that even though I like being alone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t fancy being lonely.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845300788</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845300788</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:59:43 -0400</pubDate><category>this</category></item><item><title>ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05f7b4ba47a90637ec5e177a9fe927d4/tumblr_mn171ji3jM1r03eaxo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianthe.tumblr.com/post/50806070724/preferred-mode-of-travel-tbh"&gt;ianthe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;preferred mode of travel tbh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845106698</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845106698</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:57:19 -0400</pubDate><category>gpoy</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78c71d437890cf3b089520cea130f06a/tumblr_mn1m2cIzMw1sok6eao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845011121</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50845011121</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:56:08 -0400</pubDate><category>michael jackson</category><category>dangerous</category><category>1991</category></item><item><title>You don’t know what she’s singing in this picture,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5638fa2333e165d24c7d930fe907545/tumblr_mn12uuUwYb1ras7qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You don’t know what she’s singing in this picture, but you know it sounds amazing!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50844095722</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50844095722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:44:51 -0400</pubDate><category>kelly clarkson</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5795645e31d1e237a850979a87756acb/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a76176e78ad980756232abbd480a2a84/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d30d44b7e709572557678e51e39e50f/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b756acf328adaf6d405abf8c7bc7a8df/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a6969e01ff5157e308bf889858f5046/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o5_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c4d3b4351813fba8afd69a95ba84f33/tumblr_mbdo22AIyJ1rhk2w1o6_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50828624027</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50828624027</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sexidance:


imwithkanye:


The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/59829521" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexidance.tumblr.com/post/50782858554/imwithkanye-the-number-1-best-cold-open-of-the"&gt;sexidance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/post/50615631950/the-number-1-best-cold-open-of-the-office"&gt;imwithkanye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS ON TELEVISION&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50785259592</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50785259592</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:54:00 -0400</pubDate><category>THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccceccc4f1c896710eba31b336c44aeb/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01904793d75bb5864531ace7f31ab6a2/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6300644e134ebbdbeabbfdfbda03bb5/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3113a4b45a7a3b1b7121228363d6d85/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7eabe07703d0a596df31f6a6f3b81a83/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a53f3f90654853a854b05264837c1d00/tumblr_mmhuvckgnV1qhgj0co3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50782676314</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50782676314</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:17:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wankinginthecloset:

i know this was a joke but in my head it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e2073c307541c12f16349cafa07dbba/tumblr_mn0bwol4xT1r98x6zo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wankinginthecloset.tumblr.com/post/50756501475/i-know-this-was-a-joke-but-in-my-head-it-will" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wankinginthecloset&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;i know this was a joke but in my head it will forever be real&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Jack is totally a bottom!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50757506013</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50757506013</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:09:11 -0400</pubDate><category>jacksgap</category><category>Jack Harries</category></item><item><title>epistephilia:

climateadaptation:

Road crews tear down Mayan...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e194383a11e3988c1f697ec18b64f385/tumblr_mmsrkzYLVX1qfqfdyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epistephilia.tumblr.com/post/50747630801/climateadaptation-road-crews-tear-down-mayan"&gt;epistephilia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://climateadaptation.tumblr.com/post/50427093546/road-crews-tear-down-mayan-pyramid-to-make"&gt;climateadaptation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/05/13/belize-mayan-temple-destroyed-gravel-roads/2156907/"&gt;Road crews tear down Mayan pyramid to make gravel&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Belizean police are investigating a construction company that has destroyed most of one of the largest Mayan pyramids in the Caribbean nation &lt;strong&gt;to make gravel to dump on village roads&lt;/strong&gt;, according to reports from the Caribbean.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Archaeologists and a local TV station witnessed the destruction Friday as bulldozers and excavators continued to demolish the 60-foot-tall main temple at Nohmul — “great mound” — one of the tallest structures in northern Belize, along the Mexican border in the Yucatan Peninsula.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We can’t salvage what has happened out here,” John Morris, of the Institute of Archaeology, told 7 News Belize. “It is an incredible display of ignorance. I am appalled.” A news crew was threatened by a man with a machete as dump trucks hauled away rock and limestone from the temple, which has been “whittled down to a narrow core,” the TV station said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A Caterpillar excavator was photographed tearing down what was left of the limestone-rich ruins. “It’s like being punched in the stomach, it’s just so horrendous,” Jamie Awe, head of the institute, told the Associated Press. “These guys knew that this was an ancient structure. It’s just bloody laziness.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The pre-Colombian site is about 2,500 years old and consists of twin ceremonial clusters surrounded by 10 plazas and connected by a raised causeway. Mayans used stone tools to quarry the rock and build the complex by hand&lt;/strong&gt;. An estimated 40,000 people are believed to have lived there between 500 and 250 BC.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More of these incidents to come in the years ahead as population growth outweighs the need to protect resources.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is nauseating&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can i please just be abducted from this planet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50750150736</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50750150736</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 15:27:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>davnnh:

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a17bf177ff0916c40a1b9fe3c59a859/tumblr_mmrzvf9v0f1rsjrs1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://davnnh.tumblr.com/post/50739536993" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;davnnh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9de425b540fef9fe3d3d5dcef2d1edec/tumblr_inline_mn072glDDS1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50742313758</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50742313758</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:25 -0400</pubDate><category>theres the door</category></item><item><title>"If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families..."</title><description>“If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Daisy A’dair (Dead Like Me)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50739139305</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50739139305</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 12:51:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a0c667a2cef7a0ed12fa07ab2a45a35/tumblr_mmyyeq25D01r7qpeho1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50735648809</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50735648809</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 12:01:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ea5d4b2849af1c4292cd588b01e5a4b/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29a6f88be2c7bd99587248924f87e571/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea53dac3a90b5ad0d7ade4901cd89013/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbddcf646deed3050b2e5e0c5b1d7574/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/50654965844/the-sims-career-ladder"&gt;dorkly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dorkly.com/comic/52012/the-sims-career-ladder"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Sims Career Ladder&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50731041326</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50731041326</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:50:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/276f28987d71753bb9bc6eefda9eba97/tumblr_mmztobbAm41qzpsuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50730963448</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50730963448</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:49:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrcqvfcng1qgzykyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50715007790</link><guid>http://b-random.tumblr.com/post/50715007790</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 04:02:03 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
